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Most Valuable International Artwork: 137thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,448thFattest Citizens: 5,929th
The Protectorate of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pumpty Dumpty

Population4.285 billion

CapitalThird Best Capital

Currencystock crash
AnimalMV hunter

The Protectorate of Pumpty Dumpty is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.285 billion Weeping Farmers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Third Best Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The powerhouse Weeping Farmer economy, worth 268 trillion stock crashes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 62,693 stock crashes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 375,250 per year while the poor average 4,758, a ratio of 78.9 to 1.

Scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, colonial subjects have Weeping Farmer culture shoved down their throats, and out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Pumpty Dumpty's national animal is the MV hunter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pumpty Dumpty is ranked 213,929th in the world and 8th in The Cardtel for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 8.6 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 137thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,448thFattest Citizens: 5,929thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,015thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,035thMost Conservative: 12,647thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,870thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 20,870thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,767thMost Extreme: 26,117th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pumpty Dumpty's influence in The Cardtel rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Pumpty Dumpty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Pumpty Dumpty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Pumpty Dumpty's influence in The Cardtel rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Pumpty Dumpty's influence in The Cardtel rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Pumpty Dumpty, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Pumpty Dumpty, colonial subjects have Weeping Farmer culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Pumpty Dumpty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Pumpty Dumpty, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
  • : Following new legislation in Pumpty Dumpty, scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate.

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