The Kingdom of Pumpkinstan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed population of 901 million Pumpkinstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amongusopolis. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Pumpkinstanian economy, worth 45.6 trillion Pumpkin Seeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,566 Pumpkin Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fruit pickers with degrees in Pumpkin psychology are a common sight, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, the endangered saltwater humpback Pumpkin is only seen in captivity programs, and Pumpkinstan has designated Amongusopolis as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown. Pumpkinstan's national animal is the Pumpkin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pumpkinstan is ranked 90,735^th in the world and 3,054^th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 34.24 quips per hour.