Population | 5.079 billion |
Capital | Cyber Crete 909 |
Leader | Head of NBC Kenneth Parcell |
Faith | TempleOS |
Currency | Grrl |
Animal | tongue kissing bonobo |
The Plum Fun Guérillères of Pum Flun is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Head of NBC Kenneth Parcell with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.079 billion Flunne are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyber Crete 909. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Flunne economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Grrls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 209,449 Grrls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is totally unknown. Pum Flun's national animal is the tongue kissing bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is TempleOS.
Pum Flun is ranked 4,748th in the world and 132nd in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 564.02 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pum Flun, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
- : Following new legislation in
Pum Flun, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
- : Following new legislation in
Pum Flun, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Following new legislation in
Pum Flun, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in
Pum Flun, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in
Pum Flun, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
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Pum Flun, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
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Pum Flun, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
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Pum Flun was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
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Pum Flun, the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee.