The Republic of Pulmmeria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 234 million Pulmmerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Pulmmerian economy, worth 10.2 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,422 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, Pulmmeria successfully hosted the the South Pacific Olympics, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime is totally unknown. Pulmmeria's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pulmmeria is ranked 79,584^th in the world and 2,480^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.63 bananas ingested per day.