Population | 10.39 billion |
Currency | pulled pork |
Animal | pork |
The Sausage Shaper of Pull My Pork is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.39 billion Pull My Porkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Pull My Porkian economy, worth 563 trillion pulled porks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,245 pulled porks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and builders across Pull My Pork are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pull My Pork's national animal is the pork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pull My Pork is ranked 271,659th in the world and 4,263rd in Artificial Solar System for Most Stationary, with 10.29567396632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pull My Pork's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Pull My Pork relocated from United Democratic Nations to Artificial Solar System.
- : Pull My Pork resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Pull My Pork endorsed The Delegate of Kolatis.
- : Pull My Pork's influence in United Democratic Nations rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Pull My Pork was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Pull My Pork relocated from Artificial Solar System to United Democratic Nations.
- : Pull My Pork applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Pull My Pork was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Pull My Pork was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.