The Kingdom of Puggland is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Pugalshish Pugson with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 954 million Pugges are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puggland Siti. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Pugges economy, worth 77.0 trillion Pollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 80,747 Pollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, millions of Pugges are excellent swimmers, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and chess defeat has made Pugalshish Pugson the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puggland's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Puggland is ranked 116,848^th in the world and 1,604^th in the West Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 74.15 cheeks turned per day.