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Live, Laugh, Love. Presidente Hannibal Guzmán
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,093rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,677thLargest Black Market: 2,864th
The Narcostate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Vassal
Prime Minister
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Puetavisa

Population6.996 billion

CapitalSan Prosperta
LeaderPresidente Hannibal Guzmán
FaithRed Catholicism

Currencypeso
Animalwolf

The Narcostate of Puetavisa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Presidente Hannibal Guzmán with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.996 billion Narcos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Prosperta. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puetavistan economy, worth a remarkable 1,345 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,354 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puetavisa's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Red Catholicism.

Puetavisa is ranked 25,075th in the world and 15th in The Wolf Clan for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 286,391 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,093rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,677thLargest Black Market: 2,864thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,058thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,740thLargest Mining Sector: 4,078thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,081stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,089thMost Devout: 4,129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,086thMost Avoided: 5,121stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,256thHighest Average Incomes: 7,468thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,631stLargest Retail Industry: 10,638thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,725thFattest Citizens: 11,605thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,371stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,100thLowest Crime Rates: 14,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,744thMost Efficient Economies: 14,897thMost Conservative: 15,195thLargest Governments: 16,753rdMost Developed: 16,843rdMost Authoritarian: 19,296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,609thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,680th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Puetavisa updated the World Factbook entry in The Wolf Clan.
  • : Puetavisa lodged a message on the The Wolf Clan Regional Message Board.
  • : Puetavisa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Puetavisa published "TWC | New Wolfism" (Bulletin: Policy).
  • : Puetavisa lodged a message on the TWC Parliament Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Puetavisa, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Puetavisa, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Puetavisa, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Puetavisa, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Puetavisa, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » The God of Hmmm, Krimera, Gothic Vandelia, Serpenta, and The Socialist Republic of Astrakhan.

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