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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,260thLargest Black Market: 2,658thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,012th
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Population5.495 billion

LeaderEmir Hannibal al-Sa'id
FaithRed Islamism


The Arab Republic of Puetavisa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emir Hannibal al-Sa'id with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.495 billion rafiqs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tazadahara. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puetavistan economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion aldhiybs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,323 aldhiybs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Most rafiqs would sell their own grandmother, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puetavisa's national animal is the camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Red Islamism.

Puetavisa is ranked 3,405th in the world and 3rd in The Wolf Clan for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 13,702.59 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,260thLargest Black Market: 2,658thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,012thLargest Mining Sector: 3,405thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,505thMost Devout: 3,759thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,903rdMost Avoided: 4,348thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,369thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,670thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,939thHighest Average Incomes: 7,061stMost Conservative: 9,755thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,972ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,127thTop
Fattest Citizens: 11,386thMost Authoritarian: 12,515thLowest Crime Rates: 13,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,573rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,374thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,468thMost Developed: 15,687thHighest Economic Output: 15,889thLargest Governments: 16,108thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,537thMost Influential: 16,824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,582nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the region

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