May The Sun Ever Rise On The Free Land
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 288thMost Influential: 2,184thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,243rd
The Free Land of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population478 million

CapitalOld Mileham

AnimalSnares Penguin

The Free Land of Psykistria is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 478 million Psykistrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Mileham. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Psykistrian economy, worth 50.7 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,110 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Psykistria's national animal is the Snares Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Psykistria is ranked 266,348th in the world and 12,856th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 288thMost Influential: 2,184thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,243rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,416thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,244thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,278thMost Patriotic: 13,477thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 15,496thLowest Crime Rates: 17,608thHealthiest Citizens: 19,581stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,214thMost Authoritarian: 21,928thMost Secular: 22,561stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,148thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,539thMost Inclusive: 24,722ndMost Income Equality: 26,848th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 220th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 362nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 370th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 411th in the regionMost Patriotic: 506th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 626th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 663rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 664th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 689th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 786th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 788th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 851st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 992nd in the regionMost Secular: 1,066th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,098th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,120th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,151st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,171st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,216th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,273rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,283rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Psykistria, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in Psykistria, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Psykistria, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Psykistria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • : Psykistria was endorsed by The Empire of Exkosia.
  • : Psykistria endorsed The Free Land of Pen Blanityion.
  • : Following new legislation in Psykistria, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Psykistria, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Psykistria, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Psykistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 349 » Filibustra, Ayuzhhhhh, The northern Polish territories, The Rhein States, Koda-Land, Aenglaland, Omnistria, Shibutani, Tachycardia, Orado, Ardonii, Bongo Mountain, Ishtimbine, Libertarianists States, Hardscrabble, Yaorozu, The Erie Doctrine, Aerilia, Twinbrook, Regallio, Ellbonnia, Guer Aike, Hulldom, Liberepublia, Yokciq Empire, Bankowiata, Notyoutopia, Cowbridge, Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Nationeer, New Lakemba, ForestMythal, Corfad, Dreadton, Chipoli, Former English Colony, Hopenadya, Sechiole, The Union of Galaxies, Heilhum Imperius, Xagill, Pazair, Panama Coalition, Ethnon, Oannia, Kranostav, Loutsland, Pinguioris, and 299 others.Scroplia, Siwale, Western Vapia, Zupla, Waystar Fujiwara International, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Webvania, Veltvalen, Upper Canada Republic, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Q w e r t y, Vincone Cae, Verdonne, Zimmerdachen, Westswedia, United free lands, Vexilia, Wilkshire, Fatski land, Trubirohan, Tievia, Kwaj, Torslia, Sunto, The Arverni Lands, Solmetria, Tenana, The Bureaucratic Territories, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Card Kingdom, Solaria Alliance, Seanat, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, SteelFists, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Telviesul, Zyvetskistaahn, Sea Star Islands, The Windmilluminati, Sumerya, Yukti, TriangularS, Sterulia, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Westphalie, Communist Beijing Must be China, Singamadri, Stud Hoy, TamilPesum, South Baba, Omicron Persei V111, Sojenre, Thought Obliteration, Testnation223, Sil Dorsett, Vesuva, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Zecit, Varithnia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Seenvorland, Frances Francis the First of France, United States of Dictators, Ohiyo, The Zheng Dynasty, Almond Tofu, U S Eh, United Asgardian States, United States of Americanas, Reminie, Jorni, Reino Orian, Salish-Cascadia, Sakupolis, Second Provania, Scres Gidgerland, Soviet Terran, Safte, Very Pog, Westerhold, Dogtopia of Oz, Individualist Catopia, Renemaran, Walter Jackson, Wooleystan, Tehmistan, Saperisole, Kastonvia, Soziale, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Saldam, Meadowfields, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Cartures, United States of Medford, Perikuresu, Orhtezia, Paradeavenlisian States, Randoes, Radicaster, Piura, Phoronu, Proserpino, Oroyan, Nordic-British Union, Neweath, Kopryana, Lil Nasbol, Malta Comino Gozo, Lut Dalein, Neavira, Miyasaka, New Jerusalemm, Liminyj, Luminerra, North Bratislava, Rainengrad, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Napnap, Necromonia, Old Emporia, Manticore utopia, Huih, Mk Steele, Flurbleland, New Xyroxes, Gendirt, Guccistan, Fell Dunn, Low Woodland, Hiyzis, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Gildenshtuck, Mitea Carin, Mandurium, Granziz, Fratanica, Gothgraff and Lilium, Pleroma Sans Romans, Jemackistan, KAP03land, Kaiser Dominance, Laurendon, Exclavistan, Kappacon, Karazan, Mon Sold, Lemsrow, ExploitNation, Kolongpar, Marmiedon, Goose lands, Liblujana, Lemonbiscuits, Non-Exploding Cupcake, Laxoimia, Inspiratus, Geezy For Life, FezEmerald, Katuda, Inferior Impor, Kandorith, Eraver, Just Vibin, Consumeistan, Canineia, Pinky Queen, Centrundia, Dicko, Ecrax, Demo Troplenia, David Davidson, Cocolt, Kree Turrytopia, Coffee Drinker, Dolmeria, Calanguistao, Laudesia, East Plate, Dromanius, Bees Land, Cadonio, Brsil, Bvitany, LostLegion, Bootstrap Bill, Bud Prussia, Hentaigraado, Cobolica, Crystique, Intelbrazia, Bakestate, MAACAU, Jesters, CANNBISHIVEMIND, Free Culture, Eternal Dominion, Jaded Grammarians, Cazea, Liberum Hibernia, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Feelonia, Finchin, Coutdown, Quentiam Viventem, Detrivania, Chiho, Bengal Empir, Oceania-America, Michinari, Batatoland Empire, Etaima, Lucedeia, Eurochina, Megopoli, Pradovnia, Chadinton, Konolas, Eggplant Island, Fran Advar, Professor Thomas, Confederacy of North America, The Austro Germanic Union, RdTarigan, Selfgradatude, Nistriabar, Zelenaya Dolina, Parpyduckland, Miamington, Wineclaw, New Zenonia, El Guajuila, Logovets, DIMAnism, Lovarpia, Etanur, Dacian Freelands, The Vistula, Riocht mor Daraen, Ivy Rekkia, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Napnomadia, Merconitonitopia, Felpolandia, Zokk, Neo Santos, Pasargad, Serketa, Estroski, Galbadiana, TyGerria, Lordelles, Khoik, Choi Aeguka, Ovekisu, Kurkmeistan, Runeda, Volletnia, Guslantis, United Russian Siberia, Eternal Skies, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Simone Republic, Canadamerica, PotatoFarmers, FLORRP, Davidianian, Intion North, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, Mystiquelle, Phirogothe, The Serdey Islands, Alqaran, King Rainbow Cat, Greater Cesnica, Maott, Antipodea and Allies, Arhuvattan, Usichsevi, Idotistanistan, Tsandonown, New Soges, Mazke, Furballland in TNP, Iukatia, New-Ferytland, FurryFeet, Socialist Industrial Council Republics, Uttarakhand, Unshleepd, Wisconsota, Cult of Silence, Viceroy Vincent, New Trisone, Pen Blanityion, and Exkosia.