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Most Primitive: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 46thMost Devout: 91st
The Ever Regressing Backwater of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
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Population15.474 billion

LeaderThe Mysterious Unknown


The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mysterious Unknown with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, parental licensing program, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.474 billion Prosophobes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — is solely concerned with Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The sizeable but stagnant Prosophobian economy, worth 58.4 trillion Meals a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 3,775 Meals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, and the term "Native Prosophobe" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Prosophobia's national animal is the Flea, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darkness.

Prosophobia is ranked 259,968th in the world and 29th in Eladen for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.28 bananas ingested per day.

Most Primitive: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 46thMost Devout: 91stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 154thHighest Crime Rates: 190thMost Avoided: 268thFattest Citizens: 355thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 458thMost Armed: 484thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,930thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,072ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,126thBest Weather: 2,203rdTop
Nudest: 3,427thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,294thRudest Citizens: 8,879thTop
Largest Black Market: 18,442ndMost Conservative: 18,965thLargest Populations: 19,068thMost Authoritarian: 20,187th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the region

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