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Salute To People's Congress
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,686thMost Influential: 5,316thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,221st
The Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Promised Islands

Population607 million

CapitalMetropolitan Area

Currencycredit point
Animalalbatross

The Republic of Promised Islands is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 607 million Promised Islanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolitan Area. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Promised Insular economy, worth 65.5 trillion credit points a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,872 credit points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime is totally unknown. Promised Islands's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Promised Islands is ranked 22,736th in the world and 697th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.73 bananas ingested per day.

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5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,686thMost Influential: 5,316thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,221stNicest Citizens: 8,960thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,297thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,414thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,648thRudest Citizens: 10,209thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,891stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,209thTop
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Most Cultured: 13,064thHighest Food Quality: 14,960thMost Efficient Economies: 15,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,945thMost Developed: 16,174thMost Inclusive: 17,222ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,306thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,478thBest Weather: 18,624thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,903rdMost Politically Free: 21,342ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,070thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,105thHealthiest Citizens: 22,736thSmartest Citizens: 23,688thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,038thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,620th
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Most Politically Free: 87th in the regionTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 214th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 241st in the regionRudest Citizens: 295th in the regionNicest Citizens: 306th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 309th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 318th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 364th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 398th in the regionMost Cultured: 406th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 458th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 474th in the regionMost Developed: 500th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 515th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 562nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 589th in the regionBest Weather: 594th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 609th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 615th in the regionMost Inclusive: 633rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 697th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 701st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 725th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 737th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 745th in the regionNudest: 825th in the regionLargest Governments: 831st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 843rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 889th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 928th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 964th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,000th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,010th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Promised Islands, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Promised Islands, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Promised Islands, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
  • : Following new legislation in Promised Islands, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Following new legislation in Promised Islands, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Promised Islands was endorsed by The Dominion of MaPetiteFille.
  • : Promised Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Promised Islands, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Promised Islands, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
  • : Following new legislation in Promised Islands, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.

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