The People's Republic of Proletariana is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade-Director Arthur Syrion with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.321 billion Proletarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Advancement. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Proletarian economy, worth 143 trillion merits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 108,996 merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Comrade-Director Arthur Syrion, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Proletariana's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Communism.

Proletariana is ranked 28,241^st in the world and 525^th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.54 bananas ingested per day.