(Archived) History

The ancestors of modern Proctethians are the Proctethian or Prokteveeanistic tribes, whose original home is thought to be in modern day LinkPeru.
The establishment of the first Proctethian state was in 1004 CE, The Confederation of Proctethian Tribes. First ruled by Wuwik I, he would be succeeded by Oweh. Oweh would go on to crush rebellions from the tribes who were unhappy of his victory.

However, by 1159 the confederation fell apart and was ended. But by 1282, The High Princedom of Artregon formed. Artregon began to assert it's influence over the over Proctethian states and tribes by conquest, ultimatum, marriage and request. Artregon's last major rival was the High Princedom of Plodoon - Ancient Proctethian for North - a trade centre for other Northern states such as Losconese Republic and Celroskunese High Princedom. At this time many people sailed from South America to Proctethia, settling in holy lands, greatly unpleasing the Proctethians.

Led by Shmartovy II of Artregon and the Prokteveeanistic church - Artregon, Plodoon, Loscon, Celroskun, Doshtoocien, Jos, Saupig and Zywogij raided and burnt the South American cities and murdered their people. This unity with each other saw the merging of states such as Jos and Saupig, and conquest of others, luke Celroskun and Loscon. Now Artregon had the upper hand over Plodoon. Artregon annexed Zywogij after the Zywogi succession crisis; conquered Jos-Saupig in the Nortgern-Southern wars; and the Artregonese High Prince Hwarl I married the High Princess of Doshtoocien - only leaving Plodoon.

Finally, under the rule of High Prince Hwarl IV/Hwarl the Great, was Plodoon conquered, uniting the island, forming the Kingdom of Prorktevanais alksj. Hwarl was officially crowned the first King of Prorktevanais alksj in 1718.

However Hwarl V, lost many soldiers to a failed invasion of Evilethia, starting up a new rivalry that would last for centuries- even up to the Third Proctethian War. Then Evilethia and Clumsethia formed a coalition and invaded Prorktevanais alksj, even burning Artregon in in 1751. But next year, the Prorktevanais alksj took back their land and started to reconstruct their city.

The death of the childless Hwarl VI ended the historical Woweh line in 1762 led to a civil war ending in 1783 and Saros II of the Coviks line took the throne.

In the 19th century, with the Proctethian discovery of the boat, the west coast of South America faced constant raids. In 1848, the peasants of Clumsethia joined a raid of their own island in rebellion against Evilethia in reaction to the oppression they had been facing under Evilethian rule. In 1854, the Clumsethian leader, Zarawaski Poloskantananya offered to place Clumsethia under the control of the Prorkteveeanaistic Kings.

The British finally found the location of the Prorkteveeanaistic Alksj, in 1871, putting a stop to their raids, their happiness and their independence. The British took Proctethia and what would later be known as New Proctethia.

By the 1960s, the Proctethians, still eager for independence, were growing rather fond of the British. In 1917, they had gained autonomy, shocking the world, as it was just two islands.

But in 1991, the Cold War ended, and the British decided to finally release Proctethia. However, New Proctethia, disobeying the Treaty signed between the British and Proctethians mapping out the new nation, declared independence.

However, the lack of people meant it was swiftly captured in the First Proctethian War. In that same year, the Second Proctethian War was fought betweenthe Proctethians and Evilethians, ultimately ending the wars from centuries before, or so it seemed.

In both wars, Proctethia aided by the British and the founding members of P.I.G.A.(S). The constitution was completed in 1992 (while changes have been made since) and Proctethia was looking to be a well-off nation.

In 2001, Clumsethia opted to re-join Proctethia, after being divided since the Proctethian colonisation. The Clumsethians were given some autonomy.

In 2006, they retired the military in favour of a pacifistic nation. P.I.G.A.(S). approved their decision and continued tge vow of protection.

In 2020, the Third Proctethian War began. Half a year earlier, the South gained independence, and now it was invading Proctethia. But with help from (P.)I.G.A.S., Steampunk Engineers, and even a little aid from The Filippinas, Proctethia took back control.

Proctethia was quickly recovering, having sent it's first shuttle to space. It seemed as if the Third Proctethian War never happened.

But things were only to get worse. What was originally known as the fourth Proctethian War, later became World War III.

The Evilethian Independence Party (EIP) took 140 of the 300 seats, a majority. This outcome was surprising to many. Unsurprisingly, the outcome was rigged.
The EIP, also unsurprisingly, refused to rerun the elections. Speaker of the Assembly, Ronu Hyenja was assasinated, along with all others with power against the EIP's way.

The Axonites (another Evilethian Independence supporting party) gained 18 seats, allowing the EIP to take majority, and coup Proctethia, in the name of Evilethia.

The Socialist Republic of the Proctethian Isles (TSROTPI) was soon replaced by the Kingdom of the Evilethian Isles (TKOTEI), with Proctethia and Clumsethia as vassals.

The high and papal parky of parkguiness (THAPPOP) struck a deal with TKOTEI, and Proctethia became a shared vassal.

P.I.G.A.S. frantically rushed over to save Proctethia for the second time this year. However, the high and papal parky of parkguiness sent their penguin bombs to destroy the naval fleets, buying them and Evilethia more time to militarise themselves and their vassals. However, Evilethian soldiers were shocked to see what the soldiers of their Ally were doing. They were killing the people of their shared vassal - Proctethia. At first, it seemed like they were only killing those of power or traitors, but they never stopped. Meanwhile, the first waves of P.I.G.A.S. soldiers where arriving, but they were tattered and unprepared from the penguin bombs; Evilethia and The high and papal parky of parkguiness were victorious. While the initial success, P.I.G.A.S. became more stealthy - using things like submarines, higher altitude planes, and other - and began to have more success.
However, things became strikingly worrying when it was discovered that ~1200 soldiers had died, ~300 civilians caught up in conflict had died - and ~16000 Proctethian civillians had been purged by The high and papal parky of parkguiness. Evilethia payed them to leave - more than Evilethia was payed to share Proctethia as a vassal. However, The high and papal parky of parkguiness did not leave, and had now purged ~30000 Proctethians.

Evilethia switched sides and surrendered Proctethia and Clumsethia to P.I.G.A.S.

What The high and papal parky of parkguiness did next was entirely unexpected. Nobody realised they had nuclear power.

The high and papal parky of parkguiness nuked Proctethia, Evilethia, Clumsethia, and various areas in Italy, Greece, Albania and Spiberiance. They all surrendered. All the armies where dead. All the Proctethians, Evilethians and Clumsethians were dead. But of course, that was not a victory. Almost every nation declared war on The high and papal parky of parkguiness. And they were utterly destroyed. However, the amount of nukes used by, and on The high and papal parky of parkguiness took a huge toll on the world and no one would ever recover.

This was the shortest world war, but it was the most deadly, with ~120 million people dying - and Proctethians, Evilethians, Clumsethians and Parkguins practically extinct.