The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer91 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.863 billion Printer91ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer91ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 175,539 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 659,751 per year while the poor average 32,604, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and there's never a spare chair in the retirement home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer91's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer91 is ranked 25,215^th in the world and 269^th in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,763.48 on the Hickory Productivity Index.