The United States of Printer908 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.859 billion Printer908ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer908ian economy, worth 989 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 144,253 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Naval patrols only last nine months, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer908's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer908 is ranked 13,318^th in the world and 1,438^th in Two for Largest Governments, scoring 33.88 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.