The United States of Printer886 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.848 billion Printer886ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer886ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,269 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, children have only the most basic of education, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer886's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer886 is ranked 20,993^rd in the world and 2,124^th in Two for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.