The United States of Printer821 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.96 billion Printer821ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer821ian economy, worth 937 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 134,756 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, military spending recently hit a new high, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer821's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer821 is ranked 107,883rd in the world and 2,252nd in Two for Smartest Citizens, with 34.8 quips per hour.
National Happenings
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Printer821, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
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Printer821, military spending recently hit a new high.
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Printer821, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
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Printer821, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
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Printer821, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
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Printer821, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers.
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Printer821, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
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Printer821, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
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Printer821, the judicial system legislates morality.
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Printer821, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.