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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,259thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,818thMost Devout: 5,465th
The United States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Printer821

Population6.96 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The United States of Printer821 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.96 billion Printer821ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer821ian economy, worth 937 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 134,756 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, military spending recently hit a new high, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer821's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer821 is ranked 107,883rd in the world and 2,252nd in Two for Smartest Citizens, with 34.8 quips per hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,259thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,818thMost Devout: 5,465thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,506thLowest Crime Rates: 6,753rdFattest Citizens: 7,228thMost Efficient Economies: 7,509thLargest Retail Industry: 7,642ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,760thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,214thLargest Governments: 11,022ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,802ndNudest: 12,827thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,131stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,702ndMost Cultured: 15,711thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,045thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,039thMost Developed: 25,806thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31,356thHighest Average Incomes: 33,111thRudest Citizens: 34,320th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 175th in the regionMost Inclusive: 236th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Printer821, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer821, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer821, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer821, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer821, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer821, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer821, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer821, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer821, the judicial system legislates morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer821, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.

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