The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer703 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.651 billion Printer703ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer703ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 181,928 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,940 per year while the poor average 31,377, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

Police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer703's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer703 is ranked 270,242^nd in the world and 1,605^th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,919.31 Standard Monetary Units.