The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer7 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.854 billion Printer7ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer7ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion cards a year, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,567 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, airport security is provided by private companies, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer7's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer7 is ranked 18,487^th in the world and 1,095^th in Two for Highest Average Incomes, with 167,567.5 Standard Monetary Units.