The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer680 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.854 billion Printer680ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer680ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,536 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,762 per year while the poor average 35,748, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

The population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, and heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer680's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer680 is ranked 106,536^th in the world and 826^th in Two for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,817.87 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.