The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer679 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.71 billion Printer679ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer679ian economy, worth 938 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 139,850 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer679's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer679 is ranked 248,266^th in the world and 2,523^rd in Two for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.