The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer668 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.729 billion Printer668ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer668ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,878 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, and overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer668's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer668 is ranked 174,874^th in the world and 1,747^th in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,241.96 on the Hickory Productivity Index.