The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer658 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory vegetarianism, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.007 billion Printer658ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 89.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer658ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,283 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment isn't dead, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and the government is buying children's books by the thousands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer658's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer658 is ranked 13,114^th in the world and 498^th in Two for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,783.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.