The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer638 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.961 billion Printer638ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer638ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,016 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, government policy is dictated by a major religion, and little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer638's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer638 is ranked 103,197^th in the world and 576^th in Two for Most Pacifist, with 78.08 cheeks turned per day.