The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer618 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.965 billion Printer618ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer618ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,120 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,925 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, large areas of Printer618 are not accessible by the public, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer618's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer618 is ranked 246,325^th in the world and 1,695^th in Two for Most Pacifist, with 28.03 cheeks turned per day.