The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer617 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.689 billion Printer617ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer617ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,569 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 500,390 per year while the poor average 38,393, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Most believe 'tis better to give than to receive, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, and any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer617's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer617 is ranked 20,236^th in the world and 3^rd in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 69,136.15 Standard Monetary Units.