Population | 6.713 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer601 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.713 billion Printer601ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Printer601ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion cards a year, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 166,811 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, dessert dishes make up the Printer601ian breakfast menu, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Printer601 as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer601's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer601 is ranked 302,547th in the world and 291st in Two for Most Secular, with 4.93 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Printer601, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Printer601 as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in Printer601, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
- : Following new legislation in Printer601, dessert dishes make up the Printer601ian breakfast menu.
- : Following new legislation in Printer601, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in Printer601, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
- : Following new legislation in Printer601, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
- : Following new legislation in Printer601, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
- : Following new legislation in Printer601, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera".
- : Following new legislation in Printer601, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in Printer601, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.