The United States of Printer600 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.909 billion Printer600ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer600ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,069 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Printer600ians any less frightened, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, and a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer600's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer600 is ranked 19,748^th in the world and 518^th in Two for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,292.53 on the Societal Mobility Rating.