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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,671stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,769thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,846th
The United States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Printer579

Population5.302 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The United States of Printer579 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.302 billion Printer579ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer579ian economy, worth 871 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,358 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies, and the legal profession considers itself above the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer579's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer579 is ranked 91,852nd in the world and 397th in Two for Most Stationary, with 496.64977242172 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,671stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,769thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,846thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,991stLargest Retail Industry: 6,162ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,233rdFattest Citizens: 7,078thMost Efficient Economies: 9,301stNudest: 10,060thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,297thMost Devout: 10,483rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,865thLargest Governments: 16,970thLargest Mining Sector: 17,078thHighest Average Incomes: 17,552ndLargest Welfare Programs: 18,578thLowest Crime Rates: 19,444thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,492ndLargest Black Market: 19,520thMost Cultured: 20,371stMost Corrupt Governments: 20,643rdHighest Poor Incomes: 22,298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,974thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,861stMost Developed: 24,874thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,061st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 114th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 175th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Printer579, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer579, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer579, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer579, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Printer579, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer579, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer579, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Printer579, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer579, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer579, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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