The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer54 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.77 billion Printer54ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer54ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,251 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer54's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer54 is ranked 269,976^th in the world and 1,590^th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,006.12 Standard Monetary Units.