Population | 5.214 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The United States of Printer493 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.214 billion Printer493ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer493ian economy, worth 746 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 143,216 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 467,374 per year while the poor average 33,013, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.
Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer493's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer493 is ranked 91,922nd in the world and 479th in Two for Most Stationary, with 496.6483627004 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Printer493, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
- : Following new legislation in Printer493, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers.
- : Following new legislation in Printer493, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
- : Following new legislation in Printer493, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Printer493 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Printer493, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
- : Following new legislation in Printer493, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Printer493ian language.
- : Following new legislation in Printer493, many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
- : Following new legislation in Printer493, the country is littered with broken homes.
- : Following new legislation in Printer493, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors.