NATION

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Most Devout: 4,195thLargest Retail Industry: 5,366thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,593rd
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Printer493

Population5.214 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The United States of Printer493 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.214 billion Printer493ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer493ian economy, worth 746 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 143,216 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 467,374 per year while the poor average 33,013, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer493's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer493 is ranked 91,922nd in the world and 479th in Two for Most Stationary, with 496.6483627004 days.

Top
5%
Most Devout: 4,195thLargest Retail Industry: 5,366thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,026thMost Efficient Economies: 8,884thNudest: 9,156thRudest Citizens: 9,614thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,913thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,159thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,546thMost Patriotic: 11,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,416thTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,966thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,770thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,142ndLargest Governments: 16,209thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,984thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,022ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,633rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,354thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,458thLargest Black Market: 24,749thHighest Average Incomes: 24,918thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,372nd
Top
1%
Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 83rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 159th in the regionMost Armed: 187th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 197th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 258th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Printer493, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer493, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer493, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer493, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Printer493 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer493, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer493, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Printer493ian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer493, many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer493, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer493, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors.

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