The United States of Printer433 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.034 billion Printer433ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer433ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 162,480 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and Leader's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer433's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer433 is ranked 17,479^th in the world and 1,218^th in Two for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,633.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.