The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer4 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.779 billion Printer4ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer4ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 153,889 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and Leader's support among single young men has drooped slightly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer4's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer4 is ranked 23,119^th in the world and 1,707^th in Two for Highest Average Incomes, with 153,889.81 Standard Monetary Units.