The United States of Printer382 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.778 billion Printer382ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer382ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 188,878 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Printer382, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Printer382 to disarm, and the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer382's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer382 is ranked 304,927^th in the world and 514^th in Two for Most Secular, with 3.98 Atheism Rate.