The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer37 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.013 billion Printer37ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer37ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,995 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Printer37ians any less frightened, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, a government program is underway to revitalize Printer37's beaches, and scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer37's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer37 is ranked 1,554^th in the world and 47^th in Two for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,037.6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.