NATION

PASSWORD

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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,208thMost Devout: 3,565thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,229th
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Printer361

Population7.181 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The United States of Printer361 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.181 billion Printer361ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer361ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,370 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,899 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer361's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer361 is ranked 337,550th in the world and 1,333rd in Two for Nicest Citizens, with 0.26 average smiles per day.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,208thTop
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Most Devout: 3,565thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,229thMost Efficient Economies: 4,565thLargest Retail Industry: 4,777thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,646thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,823rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,657thRudest Citizens: 6,918thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,759thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,153rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,790thLargest Governments: 9,443rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,147thFattest Citizens: 10,353rdNudest: 10,422ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,253rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,625thLargest Black Market: 11,715thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,001stHighest Average Incomes: 13,010thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,435thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,503rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,015thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,064thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,169thMost Cultured: 23,063rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,605thHighest Economic Output: 24,020thSmartest Citizens: 25,018thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,130thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33,042ndMost Patriotic: 33,987th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 72nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Income Equality: 209th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 239th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Printer361, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer361, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer361, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer361, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer361, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer361, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer361, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer361, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer361, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer361, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.

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