The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer345 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.995 billion Printer345ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer345ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 173,953 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, the children of Printer345 are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, and soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer345's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer345 is ranked 73,411^th in the world and 386^th in Two for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,695.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.