The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer326 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.79 billion Printer326ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer326ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,663 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,016 per year while the poor average 45,685, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, and new regulations have put a halt to monkey business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer326's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer326 is ranked 132,523^rd in the world and 1,938^th in Two for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,391.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.