Population | 5.54 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer32 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.54 billion Printer32ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Printer32ian economy, worth 722 trillion cards a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,501 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Children often kick legendaries for amusement, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, all you have to do is pray to get into Printer32, and teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Printer32's offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer32's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer32 is ranked 1,150th in the world and 14th in Two for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,069.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer32 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Printer32, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Printer32's offices.
- : Following new legislation in Printer32, all you have to do is pray to get into Printer32.
- : Following new legislation in Printer32, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
- : Following new legislation in Printer32, children often kick legendaries for amusement.
- : Following new legislation in Printer32, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
- : Following new legislation in Printer32, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address.
- : Following new legislation in Printer32, the atmosphere in Printer32ian boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Following new legislation in Printer32, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Printer32, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques.