The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer312 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.824 billion Printer312ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer312ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 166,238 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate, it's always rabbit season, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and athletes are renowned for being the best at maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer312's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer312 is ranked 284,370^th in the world and 2,537^th in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7 on the Hickory Productivity Index.