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Most Devout: 2,645thNudest: 5,241stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,332nd
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Printer305

Population6.822 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer305 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.822 billion Printer305ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer305ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,551 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For just a few extra cards Printer305ians can get new driving records with their new cars, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer305's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer305 is ranked 41,746th in the world and 423rd in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,017.62 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 2,645thTop
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Nudest: 5,241stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,332ndFattest Citizens: 5,677thMost Efficient Economies: 5,940thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,843rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,456thLargest Retail Industry: 7,480thLowest Crime Rates: 8,053rdMost Cultured: 8,440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,597thLargest Governments: 9,925thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,148thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,865thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,674thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,419thMost Authoritarian: 13,538thLargest Mining Sector: 14,487thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,498thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 17,746thMost Patriotic: 19,291stHighest Average Incomes: 21,173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 21,761stMost Developed: 27,546thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,719thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31,407th
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 47th in the regionNudest: 104th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionMost Cultured: 197th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 207th in the regionMost Income Equality: 228th in the regionMost Devout: 239th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Printer305, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer305, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer305, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer305, for just a few extra cards Printer305ians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer305, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer305, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer305, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Printer305 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Printer305, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera".
  • : Following new legislation in Printer305, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.

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