The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer305 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.822 billion Printer305ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer305ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,551 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For just a few extra cards Printer305ians can get new driving records with their new cars, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer305's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer305 is ranked 41,746^th in the world and 423^rd in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,017.62 on the Hickory Productivity Index.