The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer295 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.725 billion Printer295ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer295ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,414 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", no one knows how to tie a reef knot, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly arrested for bringing back contraband basketry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer295's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer295 is ranked 277,709^th in the world and 2,018^th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 14,400.24 Standard Monetary Units.