The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer290 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.012 billion Printer290ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer290ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,199 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 544,625 per year while the poor average 44,569, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, playing card suits are sold separately, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, and savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer290's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer290 is ranked 42,765^th in the world and 1,945^th in Two for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,501.77 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.