The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer281 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.008 billion Printer281ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 89.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer281ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 176,501 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, the nation refuses to provide international aid, the judicial system legislates morality, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer281's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer281 is ranked 79,670^th in the world and 2,457^th in Two for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,442.54 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.