The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer264 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.124 billion Printer264ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer264ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 185,505 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 559,863 per year while the poor average 47,888, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer264's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer264 is ranked 218,369^th in the world and 1,340^th in Two for Most Pacifist, with 40.63 cheeks turned per day.