Population | 7.064 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer250 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.064 billion Printer250ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer250ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,391 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, Printer250ian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer250's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer250 is ranked 8,169th in the world and 1,261st in Two for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,646.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Printer250, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Printer250, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in Printer250, Printer250ian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one.
- : Following new legislation in Printer250, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
- : Following new legislation in Printer250, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in Printer250, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Legendary'.
- : Following new legislation in Printer250, Leader's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
- : Following new legislation in Printer250, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
- : Following new legislation in Printer250, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
- : Printer250 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.