The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer243 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.049 billion Printer243ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer243ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,097 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 155,723 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer243's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer243 is ranked 117,102^nd in the world and 2,299^th in Two for Most Conservative, scoring 65.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.