The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer24 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.154 billion Printer24ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer24ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,234 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, politicians literally speak literally, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, and Printer24ians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer24's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer24 is ranked 269,948^th in the world and 1,894^th in Two for Most Pacifist, with 20.69 cheeks turned per day.