The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer211 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.073 billion Printer211ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer211ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,637 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

An underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer211's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer211 is ranked 63,710^th in the world and 1,994^th in Two for Most Patriotic, with 28.01 flags saluted per person per day.