Population | 6.799 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer200 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.799 billion Printer200ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer200ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 188,212 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 602,461 per year while the poor average 44,634, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.
The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, and new regulations have put a halt to monkey business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer200's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer200 is ranked 177,778th in the world and 1,484th in Two for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,036.68 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Printer200, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business.
- : Following new legislation in Printer200, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
- : Following new legislation in Printer200, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive.
- : Following new legislation in Printer200, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in Printer200, new Printer200ian taxis are fitted with server racks.
- : Following new legislation in Printer200, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera".
- : Following new legislation in Printer200, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
- : Following new legislation in Printer200, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : Printer200 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Printer200, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.