Population | 6.713 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer2 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.713 billion Printer2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 81.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,337 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, postcards from Printer2ian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer2's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer2 is ranked 224,194th in the world and 2,002nd in Two for Most Extreme, scoring 12.77 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Printer2, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Following new legislation in Printer2, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
- : Following new legislation in Printer2, postcards from Printer2ian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
- : Following new legislation in Printer2, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Printer2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Printer2, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
- : Following new legislation in Printer2, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
- : Following new legislation in Printer2, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Printer2, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining.
- : Following new legislation in Printer2, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-card mansions.